Moviez dawg.

Here's you're quick rundown on movies people.

Best movie that went to video last month, and you should smack anyone who's seen it and doesn't recommend it to you: Ice Princess.

Best movie recently watched with Vin Deisel: A Man Apart.

Newest Tommy Lee Jones movie that doesn't suck as much as it should: Man of the House.

Best movie that makes little to no real sense, but just looks beautiful as fuck: Alice: Through the Looking Glass, with Kate Beckinsale (who is fucking ADORABLE in this film)

In Good Company was pretty good. Caught me off guard a bit, I was expecting a predictable BS movie. I didn't get it. It was good.

It seems Ms. Christina Ricci is very hit or miss. Much like Johnny Depp, she has her good days, and her bad. The good include a quirky little piece called No Vacancy. Her misses include Cursed. Don't watch this movie unless you feel your life has simply been too good as of late, and you feel like attoning, karmicly, for your good fortune.

The latest Werner Herzog film that's...well...it's a goddamn Werner Herzog film. Incident at Loch Ness Is alright. Mostly if you like extremely dry movies. I'm talking the fucking sahara here. You've been warned.

I think that's all the movies I've seen, or are noteable, for now. I'll hit you up later. And remember, bad movies aren't just a crime, they're punishment too.